Semolina Pilchard

Semolina Pilchard (2026)



0.0 2026 123 min —

Director: Mike Clarke

Cast: Sarah Louise-Chadwick, Sophia Leanne Kelly, Alina Allison, Macaulay Cooper, Joe McGann

Comedy Crime Drama
When a terminally ill Liverpool gangster brings his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after five years away, his youngest daughter—determined to inherit everything—schemes to eliminate her.

More About This Film

"Semolina Pilchard" is a 2026 release that appears in various film databases and watchlists, often associated with the artist LIFEOFTHOM. While some sources may conflate it with a musical track of the same name by LIFEOFTHOM and Lord Sko, the entry as a visual media piece suggests a potential project or an artistic short film linked to this musical identity. Information regarding a full-length narrative feature titled "Semolina Pilchard" remains scarce and unconfirmed by major studio announcements as of late 2025 and early 2026.

  • The title shares its name with an explicit music single released by LIFEOFTHOM and Lord Sko, leading to frequent confusion between the audio track and any potential visual adaptation or short film.
  • No official cast list, director credits, or production company details have been widely verified for a feature film bearing this specific title in mainstream cinema databases.
  • Entries for this title are often found in personal watchlists or niche database aggregators rather than major theatrical release schedules.

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As there is no confirmed theatrical release or official digital distribution channel for a movie titled "Semolina Pilchard," it is not currently available on major streaming platforms.